May 3, 2005

Some things I have learned recently

1) Sometimes it is not the squeaky wheel that should get the grease. Sometimes it should be the insidious sneaky hidden wheel that is waiting in the eaves to sneak up on you and demand the grease after you have just ran out (because of the squeaky ones)

2) No matter how many times you hear paternal terms like 'Founding Fathers' or hear our current leader extolling his 'compassionate conservatism', the government doesn't really care anything about you, what your life is like or what kind of problems you face on a day to day basis.

3) All right, I actually already knew #2, but it has recently been reiterated.

4) Bad things don't always necessarily happen in threes. Quite often, they can erupt in a barrage of multiples of threes!

5) Audis might be a prime example of fine German engineering, but they are still a major bitch to work on.

6) ZabaSearch.com is an extremely frightening example of personal information retrieval gone mad.

7) Life dies...and then you suck.

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